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You compare line-burn scars with your friends ...
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You get your Gold Wings and your first hour of freefall at
the same time ...
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You only jump morning and evening ...
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You look down instead of up when someone screams
"incoming" ...
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You don't own a jumpsuit ...
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You're wearing the loudest pants on the DZ (and the ONLY
pants if it's summer) ...
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You take more freefall after a cutaway than you do on exit
...
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You are used to landing with less than two sneakers ...
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You always reply "3 seconds" before the person
asking "What's the delay from.." has even got the altitude out ...
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When people ask "Why are you wearing x hook
knives?" you reply "because I can't find anywhere on this rig to
fit another one" ...
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You've been told by your rigger, "No I will not modify
your reserve with red 'A' lines"
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You have a pocket for a cellular phone on your rig
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Even when you jump at your home DZ, your phone is set for
'roam'
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When manifest reminds you of the 800 number for the DZ as
you board
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You have a cab driver stick around after you get to the DZ,
and you drive there yourself
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"wRap" music, to you, has a string section but no
instruments ...
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You don't have matching sneakers ...
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The stripes on your sneakers are line-burns, not logos ...
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You can log 2 hop-and-pops in one jump ...
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You wear, and use, multiple hook knives ...
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Your rig has parachute hanging out all over, even when it's
closed ...
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You catch your friend's free bag ...
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You land with a spare cutaway pillow ...
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You land with more than 1 main ...
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Your rigger gives you volume discounts ...
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You can unravel and afghan ...
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You find nylon all over your face, and it's not your
girlfriend's panties ...
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You take your cellular phone with you on a skydive, and need
to use it ...
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