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You Might Be A CRW Dog if:

  • You compare line-burn scars with your friends ...

  • You get your Gold Wings and your first hour of freefall at the same time ...

  • You only jump morning and evening ...

  • You look down instead of up when someone screams "incoming" ...

  • You don't own a jumpsuit ...

  • You're wearing the loudest pants on the DZ (and the ONLY pants if it's summer) ...

  • You take more freefall after a cutaway than you do on exit ...

  • You are used to landing with less than two sneakers ...

  • You always reply "3 seconds" before the person asking "What's the delay from.." has even got the altitude out ...

  • When people ask "Why are you wearing x hook knives?" you reply "because I can't find anywhere on this rig to fit another one" ...

  • You've been told by your rigger, "No I will not modify your reserve with red 'A' lines"

  • You have a pocket for a cellular phone on your rig

  • Even when you jump at your home DZ, your phone is set for 'roam'

  • When manifest reminds you of the 800 number for the DZ as you board

  • You have a cab driver stick around after you get to the DZ, and you drive there yourself

  • "wRap" music, to you, has a string section but no instruments ...

  • You don't have matching sneakers ...

  • The stripes on your sneakers are line-burns, not logos ...

  • You can log 2 hop-and-pops in one jump ...

  • You wear, and use, multiple hook knives ...

  • Your rig has parachute hanging out all over, even when it's closed ...

  • You catch your friend's free bag ...

  • You land with a spare cutaway pillow ...

  • You land with more than 1 main ...

  • Your rigger gives you volume discounts ...

  • You can unravel and afghan ...

  • You find nylon all over your face, and it's not your girlfriend's panties ...

  • You take your cellular phone with you on a skydive, and need to use it ...

   

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